Silly Goose, Serious Weapon - Distressed Dad Hat

This goose doesn’t honk — it threatens.

Embroidered with a feathered menace holding a tiny knife, this distressed dad hat captures the exact vibe of someone who’s both down for a good time and fully unhinged. It’s the energy of being the problem, but in a fun way.

The vintage fade says, “I’ve seen things.”
The goose says, “Try me.”

Whether you’re dancing in a warehouse, sneaking snacks into the club, or simply trying to avoid being perceived, this cap's got your back (and your bird energy up front).

Adjustable fit. Maximum chaos. Knife included (emotionally).

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.